Benjamin Apple

I write and improvise at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in NYC.

Fri Dec 30
In comedy, there is such a thing as squatter’s rights,” says Mark Breslin, owner and president of Yuk Yuk’s. “If one comic gets there first, the bit is theirs. It doesn’t matter if you thought of the joke completely on your own, if you know another guy is already doing the bit, you don’t do it.
- Article on Robin Williams’ reputation as a joke thief.
Sat Dec 24
Sister, dog, Dad

Christmas Eve 2011

Sister, dog, Dad

Christmas Eve 2011

Wed Dec 21
Brother teaching calculus to sister and dog.

Brother teaching calculus to sister and dog.

Mon Dec 19
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scottlava:

“You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?” Holiday Showdown Week: day1

scottlava:

You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?” Holiday Showdown Week: day1

adambozarth:

A Charlie Brown Christmas

Last night, Taylor mentioned this chart from the webcomic XKCD that illustrates how most of the Christmas music we listen to on the radio is from the Baby Boomer’s childhood. Similarly, A Charlie Brown Christmas was released in 1965 (when my parents were 10 and 6 years old) became the longest running special of all time.

Watching it now, you can hear the bad audio production, see the corners cut in the animation, feel the melancholy and sarcasm typical of Charles Schulz’ work in Peanuts, and appreciate the anti-consumerist message that seems more prescient than before.

This special is far from perfect, but there is a genuine heart to Schulz’s writing that children remember for the rest of their lives. When they become parents themselves, they want to share this television program with their own children to bond and grow closer as a family. It becomes a touchstone, something they can have in common. Whether or not you are a Christian, Linus’ soliloquy about the birth of Christ is a calm, authoritative reassurance that life is a big, grand thing worth celebrating. It gives perspective in a time where we are concerned about purchasing the right things, filled with dread over possibly buying the wrong things, and developing ulcers over making sure the house is full of lights and presents and food. There is more to life than just this, and there is more to Christmas than things.

If you get a chance, read the Wikipedia article or this Top 10 List from TheFW.com chronicling the production of the special, and how it almost didn’t make it to air. CBS executives hated it, but Schulz was very insistent on the sacred message of Christmas being the focal point of the special. The amount of turmoil had convined the producers they had ruined the entire Peanuts franchise. CBS agreed to air it once, then forget about it forever.

Your art and your message is worth fighting for, because who knows how many other people feel the way you feel until you talk about it.

Sat Dec 17
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Fri Dec 16

I like this a lot and plan to watch all the episodes.

Wed Dec 14
fullstopcommawhite:


EASTERN BLOC INDUSTRIAL PENDANT
The former Czechoslovakia

fullstopcommawhite:

EASTERN BLOC INDUSTRIAL PENDANT

The former Czechoslovakia

In some ways, comedy is fortifying its place in New York City culture: Theaters are busy, offering niche shows ranging from Andy Kaufman–esque character showcases to all-Asian long-form improv. In other ways, the scene is stagnating. Stand-up is still the city’s saving grace, going strong in three of the five boroughs, as energized comics display a level of thought and creativity that the improv and sketch scenes currently lack. While it’s great there are many more venues to provide stage time, it would be better to feel performers justifying the attention of audiences by pushing boundaries, or, at the very least, playing from their hearts rather than playing to a hypothetical agent.
Tue Dec 13

davebluvband:

Sleep Well Trailer

This is coming soon!

Directed by Morgan Evans

Cool. Very excited for Bluvband and everyone involved.

Mon Dec 12

ilanaglazer:

nohetero:

jsepublic:

Actual Children’s Answers to The Question “What Is Love?”

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” - Chrissy, age 6 

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” - Terri, age 4

“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” - Danny, age 7

“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” - Emily, age 8

“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” - Bobby, age 7

“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,” - Nikka, age 6

“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” - Noelle, age 7

“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” - Tommy, age 6

“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.” - Cindy, age 8

“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” - Clare, age 6

“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” - Elaine, age 5

“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.” - Chris, age 7

“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” - Mary Ann, age 4

“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.” - Lauren, age 4

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” - Rebecca, age 8

“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” - Karen, age 7

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” - Jessica, age 8

omg dying

Ah geez. These killed me.

(Source: harlemink)

Sat Dec 10
Check it out at midnight!

Check it out at midnight!

Pat O’Brien! Sketch Cram.

Pat O’Brien! Sketch Cram.