Stock footage: “Bottle Of Fish Oil Caplets Spontaneously Generates”

Video: Full HD (1920x1080) 23.976 fps

Audio: 16-bit 48 kHz (stereo)

Single-use licensing fee: $350

Lifetime exclusive license: $7,200

Contact: purchasing@benjaminapple.com

STOCK FOOTAGE: “WHITE MAN TURNS ON STOVE IN AN APARTMENT WITH A GAS LEAK”

Video: Full HD (1920x1080) 23.976 fps

Audio: 16-bit 48 kHz (stereo)

Single-use licensing fee: $350

Lifetime exclusive license: $7,200

Contact: purchasing@benjaminapple.com

STOCK FOOTAGE: "MISPLACED IPHONE 4S LYING UNDER BED WHILE FRUSTRATED MAN FAILS TO FIND IT"

Video: Full HD (1920x1080) 23.976 fps
Audio: 16-bit 48 kHz (stereo)
Single-use licensing fee: $350
Lifetime exclusive license: $7,200

Contact: purchasing@benjaminapple.com

I recently discovered that the stock footage racket is an easy way to make some fast cash, so I’m getting into the business. Here’s my first clip, available for $350 (one-time use) or $7,200 (lifetime license). It’s called “White Man Striking Match And Holding It Until It Hurts Him.”